MyStoplights » humor http://www.mystoplights.com Life in the slow lane Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:37:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 and i quote:: bear http://www.mystoplights.com/blog/and-i-quote-bear.html http://www.mystoplights.com/blog/and-i-quote-bear.html#comments Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:25:28 +0000 Heather http://www.mystoplights.com/?p=689 Bear, Age 3:  Mama, can I have a piece of gum?

Me:  Sure, HoneyBear.

Bear:  Can I mix the gum? (His way of asking for two pieces)

Me: No, buddy.  Sorry.  Just one.

Bear:  But one is for Michael Phelps, and one is for Zula Patrol, and one is for Regular Me (himself).

Me:  Ahhh.  But isn’t that three pieces?

Bear:  Yup. But I’m sharin’.

That boy.  What a gas.

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